18 July 2013

Birthday count down- 19 days to go

What's that I hear you shout?

What do I want for my 29th Birthday?

Hmmmmm, funny you should ask.

Please find below a list compiled by moi for toi. :)

(Please note this is not in order of preference, because if it were, Huff house would be way up there followed by truckloads of pink grannies. Not pink pensioners, I should be clear or this could go horrendously wrong, £50 notes! )

So now that's clear, lets begin...

1. Aveda Clove Shampoo 1ltr £27 (They do come in smaller bottles for any stingy friends or broke ones. :) )

2. Aveda Shampure Copnditioner 1ltr £43 (or if you are really minted Aveda be Curly Shampoo 1ltr £69)

3. Este Lauder advanced night  repair £44 30ml (What a rip off, hence why I am yet to try it. :) )

4. Oliver Bonas silver nimbus necklace £29 (that's little cloud with little lightening bolt to the rest of us)

5. Oliver Bonas silver bicycle necklace £38 (I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike)

Felt quite clever when I started this list, now I am out of ideas....

6..... I'm sure there's more I just can't remember....OK no idea. Can we do the, if money was no object list. :)

1. Huff house


2. Ercol nest tables

  ERCOL : NEST TABLE | Sumally

3. Anything resembling the interiors I have on pinterest

4. A Jack Russell or this.. baby Schnauzer
.Your daily dose of cute #Schnauzer

5. The freedom to live without a worry about money and start a family. 

This is a work in progress so it's far from finished. :)



21 May 2013

Living room Post new sofa and rug....


Hi we made a few changes to our lil living room. Hope you like it....
^BEFORE

 ^^AFTER

P.S. sorry for the totally crap picture quality. :(

8 May 2013

Starting creative writing DAY 5

Half way through my course.

Can you believe it?

I can't!

Well in this lesson we went through the previous weeks homework, Childrens story, and discussed each others work. Always a nerve wracking time for little me. This and... making my way to the lesson, entering the class room, waiting to see who gets picked to read (praying it;s not me), panicking I will be picked to answer a question.

Why do I put myself through this?

Anyways, after this, we played a quick game of story writing. So we had to write a few lines, of anything really. Then fold it so only the last 2 lines were visible and pass it round to the next person. So on and so on.

Here is what I ended up with....

The liquid flowed uncontrollably upwards. I gasped for my breath. I was beginning to swallow it, choke. I spluttered, this stuff was going up my nose. My eyes were closed, I didn't want it to get in there but I could feel the warmth of it trying to ooze in. 

It was some kind of alien slime. Ecotoplasm you might call it- and it was clearly originating from the stomach of the dead alien lying a few metres in front of me. It was clearly trying to inhabit my body, perhaps with the idea of breeding inside there. Nothing in my training had prepared me for this. I began to panic. Who could I turn to for help? The rest of my battalion were dead and the radio transmitter had been blown up. There was no way to get a SOS message out there. 

I had to move out. Quickly, before their soldiers arrived. There was no point in taking the jeep. Too big, visible and thirsty for petrol. I no longer hid. In a panic of hurry I gathered together my own survival kit and took Johnnies emergency rations. One rucksack. One man. One forest.

Note: I must select one sentence from this and write an 800 word complete story for next week. I am thinking....One rucksack. One man. One forest.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Scared.

7 May 2013

Homework 3 - Childrens story


Peri rushed through her breakfast of eggs, tomato, cucumber and toast. While the adults chatted away, catching up on lost time. Whenever she visited her grand parents meals turned into a feast of colours and mouth-watering smells. She loved summer holidays, spending all her time outdoors, running around going on adventures and being spoilt by her fathers family. Her grandparent’s village was so different to London. Peri and her parents lived in a flat with no garden, spending time outdoors was a real treat. It was only on trips to the park that she could run in the grass, pick flowers and look for bugs. But here, she was allowed to go around on her own and explore the fields without a worry, she was free. Everyone in the village knew each other and the adults would often spend their time going from home to home having tea and catching up some more. Peri finished breakfast and immediately wanted to go out for a morning trip. Her mother did her best to catch all Peris curls in a scrunchy, they always found a way of escaping. While she battled with her daughters hair she reminded her she was to come home in an hour or so. She put her shoes on and set off, making sure she had on her favourite bright yellow watch.

Outside the sky was completely blue, not a cloud in sight. The morning breeze was fresh but nonetheless the temperature was warm. She made her way up the hill from where she could look down on the village. Its houses built haphazardly around fields of all sorts of trees; orange, pear, apples. She liked the view from up there, and the silence and tranquillity was great. She didn’t feel scared being alone, instead she loved exploring, imagining that under the flowers between the grass little people would be going about their lives. She had always wanted to find fairies, many of her adventures started with that in mind. She was yet to find any but the search was always fun. She had grown up with a curiosity for them and what they would look like. Especially because her name actually meant fairy, her father had told her. Of course her mother had read her many stories, and shown her pictures in books, but that’s not the same as seeing them yourself.

She walked between pomegranate trees, through the melon fields being careful not to step on any in her path. She stopped to collect a few wild flowers here and there, when she was disturbed by cries coming from between the trees ahead. ‘Hello’ she called, ‘are you ok?’ No one responded, she made her way further into the fields. ‘Excuse me, who’s there? Are you alright?’ No answer. Looking around she couldn’t see anything but trees and flowers. Who had made that noise, she wondered. Not wanting to go any further she sat against a tree, listening out for any clues as to what direction to go in. It was a lovely spot with colourful flowers dotted around the long grass. Peri scanned the area and decided to eat a tiny chocolate bar from her backpack, while she waited.  She counted how many colours she could spot surrounding her; pinks, purples, yellows, reds, and more shades of green than she could name. She always enjoyed how bright everything was outdoors, this spot seemed alive with colour. As the light seeped through the branches high above, butterflies danced in its glow, shimmering in an array of colours. Everything was so vivid, the breeze carried with it the sweetest aroma.

Suddenly something disturbed the grass to her left, she froze, not expecting it, she was very still in case it was dangerous. Then nothing. She focused on the spot, and slowly closed her bag trying not to make too much noise with the zip. There it was again, the noise she had heard earlier coming from where she had seen movement. She got up very carefully and walked a little closer, not calling out this time. She took in a huge gulp of air, there it was, the source of the noise. It was a furry ball with a long fluffy tail, it had it’s back to her but it looked like a cat, except it was much smaller than an average cat. It certainly didn’t sound like a cat before. As she approached no longer worried of getting close, her footsteps startled it and it ran off.  ‘Wait, wait kitty’, Peri loved all animals, but cats were her absolute favourites. ‘Kitty, come back’. She crouched down low so as to not scare it and crawled in the same direction she had seen it go. Something pounced and the next thing she knew she was struck by something. It knocked her over, making her roll on her back. She tried to fight it, swinging her arms and legs around in all directions. When she opened her eyes she couldn’t see anyone or anything around. What was that? It seemed big and heavy. She sat there, still shocked, and completely confused.

 ‘I’m velly solli, I planicked.’

She sat up like a bolt.

‘Yous can calls me chatty.’

 ‘Where are you? What are you?’

‘I will comes out if,  you don’ts makes any sudden moves.’

‘I promise.’ She looked around from one side to the other but still nothing. A spark appeared in front of her, it glowed intensely on the spot, it seemed to contain a complete spectrum of colour. From its centre a tiny ball of fluff began to grow, in a matter of seconds, the tabby was standing where the spark had just been. Peri stared at the now empty space above the creature and then at the creature itself. It was definitely similar to a cat, but its ears were significantly larger and it’s legs rather short. It struck Peri that it had one blue eye and one green eye, its fur seemed incredibly soft. From so close she could see, that in the sunlight, its fur was the slightest shade of grey. Dark lines ran in perfect symmetry through its face and body. She quickly found herself bursting with questions; What are you? Are you lost? How did you do that? Can you do that again? But where would she start? Not wanting to appear rude she decided to introduce herself first, and then ask questions.

‘I am Peri, I am staying with my parents in the village at the bottom of the hill, across the fields.’

‘ Pelli?’

‘ No, PERI, P-E-R-I, Peri.‘

‘Are yous a fairy? You don’ts look like one.’

‘ No,  I am a, a person, a human. But you, what are you? How come you can talk? I have never heard any other cat talk.’

‘I can talks the same way a yous can.  I’ms not a cat, not really. I ams a white.’ He stopped mid–sentence and vanished. ‘I am a white Korshak, you can’t be here any longer, its dangerous! . Go back home now, make sure you stay away from the Dark Korshaks.  Go!’

30 April 2013

Homework


Meeting Snow


Well I'm not really sure why you’re badgering me out of all seven of us! As if I don't have enough on my mind!
I mean seriously! I have enough to deal with! I work down that mine all day, I get no sunlight. The dust down there has just about finished with my lungs I’m exhausted every evening on the way home. It's not an easy life.

Anyway, what was it you wanted to know?

Oh right, how we met Snow. Well it was a particularly cold and wet night, the wind howled through the trees sending shivers through my spine. I have a pain in my leg that always flares up in this weather so I had a slight limp. The forest was alive with ghost and ghouls, or at least we were sure the sounds we could hear had to be some haunting presence. The shadows cast down by the tree branches like long bony hands did nothing to help matters. Needless to say we were on high alert. We seven stick together because our safety depends on numbers. Don’t get me wrong we are fairly strong, and I am known to be the angriest, but our size can at times be an disadvantage.
Anyway, I wasn't in my nicest mood, I was wet, hungry and all that faffing around in the shadows expecting a witch or monster to spring up on us was seriously getting on my nerves. The others were convinced they could hear a girls cries and I insisted they needed to give the ghost stories round the campfire a rest! What would a girl be doing the forest crying?

Well you can imagine my annoyance at having all six of them whispering 'I told you so!' While they stared at this pale face sleeping huddled against a tree. She must have been exhausted, she cried in her sleep and as much as we tried to wake her up she was consumed in her nightmare. It can’t have been easy sitting alone in the forest, poor girl must have been terrified. 

We sat waiting for her to wake and before we knew it, the sun was starting to rise. She took her time and my stomach had just about given up demanding food, I can’t stand being hungry. The others made such a fuss about her lovely dark hair resting against her pale porcelain like face with small plump red lips and long dark eyelashes. Nonsense really, but then they love to make a fuss. Don't get me wrong she was pretty but I am not into all that. I don’t take much notice. 

Once Snow White, that was her name she revealed, had got over the excitement of meeting such handsome little gentlemen. Her words not mine. She told us all her story and though I tried to be understanding, it can't be nice living with the awful stepmother. We had all heard many terrible things about her; you didn't want to be her enemy that meant certain death. But I still had damp dirty clothes on, I was still hungry and now I was sleepy, I needed my bed and the warmth of our cottage. So admittedly I did rush her story and interrupt her repeatedly when I felt he was taking too long. Next thing I knew the others had decided to invite her home. No one bothered to consult me! They didn't let me mull it over and look at it from all angles as I do with most decisions. I mean the cheek! It's my cottage too! Speaking of which, whose bed would she sleep in? She certainly wasn't having mine. I don't care who she is or how mesmerizingly beautiful. Seeing as Happy and Bashful are always so willing and nice they can give up their beds.
Once we got to the cottage and showed Snow around we had a quick coco with bread and butter and had a view hours sleep before having to go to work again. Snow was a bit worried about staying home alone but none of us could really stay to keep her company. Either way I was not in a good mood at all, after such few hours’ sleep who can blame me. I grabbed my tools with a grumble and scrambled out of the cottage doing my best to keep up with my stupid housemates singing that retched song across the forest, heigh-hoing and whistling. If I hear that song one more time I might explode! Did I mention I am not a morning person?

Work was no different to any other day, we had advanced very little in the past few days mining. I was glad the morning work was over and looked forward to going home and removing my dust encrusted boots for a few hours before returning. The rain had cleared overnight so that the sky was now wonderfully blue, not a cloud in sight. The birds were chirping away happily and I even caught a glimpse of some rabbits in the grass. Spring was definitely in the air, I secretly love this time of year. 

Our cottage was no less outstanding that particular day, I think every surface sparkled. Snow had spent the entire morning cleaning it seemed. The cottage was gleaming, there were fresh daffodils on the window seals and the table was laden with wonderful food. We tucked in to our meal and listened to Snow thanking us for letting her stay. I can’t remember the last time we had soup, a main dish and desert.  Even I felt a little less grumpy after having my share of food. It seems I had nothing to complain about. When the time came to head out again we warned Snow to not venture out as it may be dangerous for her alone in the dark. She was not to open the door to anyone no matter who they claimed to be. I was apprehensive as it is well known her Stepmother always had a way of finding things out. 

We rushed home from the mine looking forward to what Snow may have cooked up for us and looking forward to our beds with their fresh crisp sheets. As we approached the cottage it was clear something was not right. The door was slightly ajar, we ran the last bit towards the cottage and there lay Snow. Just inside the cottage, she looked sound asleep but nothing seemed to wake her. She was cold to the touch and appeared to have stopped breathing. I was furious, why did she open the door? We were so clear about this. Who had done this to her? What did we do know?

We brought her in and lay her on Dopeys bed, as it was the nearest one to the door. There she lay, day and night. After the third night we had to accept she may never wake up. We took her into the forest and surrounded her with flowers. She did look beautiful; her lips were still as red as the day we met her which seemed odd in her otherwise lifeless body. Every evening we returned to check on her and nothing had changed. The birds had taken to singing in the trees around her, it seemed they wanted to keep her company. I was still furious that this could have happened. On one such evening a Prince appeared. Some might have said he was rather handsome, I only noticed how he kept staring at Snow. He claimed he would take her to his castle and hire the lands best doctors to bring her out of that deep sleep he thought she was in. We told him many days had passed and it didn’t seem she was going to wake up. We explained or theory, a ruby red apple was resting on the floor next to her when we found her and it had also remained frozen in time. The apple had not changed colour the way apples do after only a few minutes so it must have contained something to cause this. He promised to keep us informed if only we allowed him to try to help. We had little choice but to accept we knew none of us had any better ideas. As the prince bent over to carry her he gave her the slightest of kisses and as if by magic Snow slowly seemed to free herself from whatever had caused her to be unable to wake.

From the moment her eyes focused on the Prince I knew we had lost Snow. Their eyes twinkled when they looked at each other it was clear they wanted to be together. Snow promised she would visit and she has continued to do so, I think she can’t resist coming, so that’s how we met your mama Snow. Now can I please have some peace and quiet? Go and play with one of the others I need some rest

24 April 2013

Starting creative writing DAY 3

I told mum earlier that I would rather go home but now I am glad my laziness (and slight nerves) didn't stop me.

It was by far the funnest lesson. It's weird that I feel this way considering I had to share my homework with my fellow students (in groups of 3's pheww, not in front of all 11) and comment on each others work. Both guys were very nice and gave some good comments. I have my fingers crossed that they found my work as interesting as I found theirs.

Once that was over and done with, which took most of the lesson, because we then discussed a piece per group with all the class.

We were shown the following video....


And asked to write about it in first person. So we could be the girl or the guy simply explaining that situation, the emotions etc. It could be done in retrospect or as it happens but the idea was to explore their thinking.

Here is my 10 minute attempt.......

I decided to ask Mike out for dinner, well sort of a date really. In the hope that being outside the house in an environment devoid of all the usual distractions, t.v, phone, internet for him and house choirs for me, we would find ourselves more able to share some quality time. I made sure to make an extra effort. I wore a lovely dress that had been bought a while ago in the hope that an occasion for it would arise. I put on heels which would obviously have me limping home, but what the hell. If the idea was to reinvigorate our relationship I could hardly do it in jeans and trainers.

Things started of well, with the menu offering us a leeway into a discussion and some light conversation. We decided what to order, the waitress took note and the starter arrived in much the same time we had descended into silence. This is what our marriage had become, days could go by and our conversations never veered of the usual everyday essentials. Good morning, have a good day, how was work, I think I'll go to bed now, could you turn the volume down and all the variations.

I don't know exactly when it happened but in our 10 years together we seemed to have exhausted all topics of conversation.  I can recall times when conversations would continue through the night because there seemed to be so much to say. Had we said too much at the start and left each other nothing for the future? Surely not all relationships turned into this? 

Mike had lost interest in me, we had lost touch with what motivated us, what enthused us and routine had quickly stripped away all the enjoyment. We were no longer students, we had jobs that meant we could pay the rent and take the occasional holiday but neither of us found work particularly fulfilling. 

I had given up initiating conversations too so I know we are both to blame. But, there is a limit to how long someone can keep holding the fort. Sitting in the restaurant it was obvious to me that all other tables were deep in conversation. Why were they any different? What was their secret?

Looking back perhaps it was too late, my mind was pretty much made up at that point.  Maybe all I wanted was to give Mike a heads up on the situation, to help him see something was seriously wrong and spare myself the horror of seeing him bewildered with no clue as to why I had had enough. 

I know for him having nothing to say and simply being together had become comfortable and sufficient. I guess he felt we knew each other and living together what more could there be to share? But for me it became impossible to imagine another 20-30 years down this path where if Mike managed to stick around it would have only been only a physical presence because emotionally we had already spent a few years apart.  

That's it! :)

And homework for next week....

Re-write a fairytale in 1st person no more than 2 A4 pages. :)